Protect your furniture with attitude using our hilariously blunt “Don’t Fuck Up the Table” coasters. Perfect for those who don’t take life too seriously but still respect a nice bit of furniture, these coasters are both practical and cheeky.
Each one is crafted from durable 9x9x0.3cm hardboard and finished with a high-gloss wipe-clean surface to keep rings and spills at bay. Whether you’re buying one or collecting the whole colourful set, they’re a brilliant way to add personality to your coffee table, desk, or bar.
Hand-printed in the UK using high-quality UV inks, these coasters are made to last – and guaranteed to make your guests chuckle (or squirm).
Great for gifting, ideal for housewarmings, and perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of sarcastic home décor.
Blunt & Brilliant – Features the bold and cheeky phrase: “Don’t Fuck Up the Table”
Premium Quality – Hardboard coasters (9x9x0.3cm) with a durable glossy finish
Hand-Printed in the UK – Designed and printed using top-quality UV ink for a long-lasting print
Individual or Set Options – Available individually or as a part of a colourful set
Makes a Top Gift – Great for mates, birthdays, housewarmings, or just to sass up your space
