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I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read it Like a Fucking Lady - Smut Mug

I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read it Like a Fucking Lady - Smut Mug

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For the book lovers who prefer steamy plots over screen time – this mug says it all: “I don’t watch porn, I read it like a fucking lady.” Featuring an open book with floating hearts, it’s the perfect cheeky gift for romance readers and spicy book club members.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic and printed with long-lasting UHD inks, this 11oz mug is available in all white or with a pink, black, or red handle for a splash of personality. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, handmade in the UK, and can be paired with an optional matching coaster to complete the look.

Funny Romance Reader Mug: Features the quote “I don’t watch porn, I read it like a fucking lady” with open book and heart design.
High-Quality Ceramic: 11oz mug printed with UHD inks for vibrant and durable colour.
Multiple Colour Options: Choose from all white, black, pink, or red handle – optional coaster available.
Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Made for everyday use with easy care.
Handmade in the UK: Lovingly crafted and printed in the UK.
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