Mortgage Wanker Keyring

Bought a house? Got a mortgage? Welcome to the club, Mortgage Wanker. Celebrate adulting with this hilarious keyring – perfect for anyone who’s just jumped on the property ladder (or been dragged onto it kicking and screaming).

Handmade in the UK and printed with ultra high-definition inks, this cheeky little keyring is as bold as your monthly repayments. Made from quality metal and measuring 4.2cm x 2.5cm, it’s the ideal size for your keys, housewarming pressies, or just a little everyday laugh.

A brilliant gift for first-time buyers, smug homeowners, or anyone who knows the pain of a direct debit.

• Handmade in the UK – Designed and printed with maximum sass and quality in Britain.
• Ultra HD Print – Printed with ultra high-definition inks that stay sharp and vibrant.
• Size Matters – Compact 4.2cm x 2.5cm – a perfect fit for keys, bags, or letterbox gifts.
• Top-Tier Banter – Funny, slightly rude and guaranteed to get a laugh.
• Perfect Gift – Ideal for new homeowners, housewarmings, or your most sarcastic mate.