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White Van Wanker Keyring

White Van Wanker Keyring

Regular price £7.95 GBP
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Know a proud white van driver who loves a bit of banter? This “White Van Wanker” keyring is the ultimate cheeky gift – equal parts funny and painfully accurate.


Handmade right here in the UK and printed using ultra high-definition inks, this metal keyring is built to last longer than your average traffic jam. At 4.2cm x 2.5cm, it’s the perfect size for keys, van fobs, or a glovebox full of sarcasm.


Whether it’s for your mate who thinks they own the motorway or just a nod to your own legendary driving skills, this keyring brings top-tier van life humour to the daily grind.


  • Handmade in the UK – Designed, printed and finished with full British banter.
  • Ultra HD Inks – Crisp, bold printing that won’t fade with wear and tear.
  • Ideal Size – 4.2cm x 2.5cm – big enough to spot, small enough for your pocket.
  • Perfect Gift – Great for birthdays, Father’s Day or just for taking the mick.
  • Van Life Vibes – Whether you’re a tradesman or just love your van, this one’s for you.

 

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